Joana Bliss Videos
Huge-boobed pool hall hustlers? Huge-boobed, yes. Hustlers, no. When Joana and Vanessa met for the first time and decided to shoot a game of pool, boob history was made. They definitely know how to handle a stick and they definitely know how to rack 'em up! Vanessa is a frisky one, and checking Joana out has made her horny. Shooting balls into holes takes secondary importance. Vanessa is hot for Joana's big boobs and is in the mood to play with them. Vanessa sucks boobs with lip-smacking intensity that's harder than a lot of guys. This could be a training film on how to suck on nipples. Joana gets on the table and Vanessa leans over her, begging Joana to suck her nipples. Joana is not one to turn down big and beautiful natural tits. They take off their tight dresses and explore their brickhouse bodies on the green felt, kissing, licking and sucking to their hearts' content. Who is the more aggressive of the two, Vanessa or Joana?
The great Joana brings her stacked superpowers to the Dominican Republic. Every inch a breast goddess, this time she's in a very sexy pink strapless dress. Once Joana has posed a bit, she heads upstairs, and her dress disappears like magic. In bed, completely naked except for high heels, Joana invites you to come closer. Savor her massive natural tits, her wide areolae, her perky nipples. Come closer and enjoy her shapely ass and powerful thighs, her thick-lipped pussy. Almost too beautiful and curvy to be real, every inch of Joana is stunningly real. Some SCORE and Voluptuous readers have been fans since she first made the big reveal in 2003. She's one of the few constants in this ever-changing big-bust world.
Joana told us that she started liking her breasts "when guys started looking at my eyes and not just my breasts." What she probably didn't realize is that boob men have the unique ability to look at a girl's eyes and tits at the same time (or to make a girl think he's looking at her eyes when he's actually staring at her tits). We first photographed Joana in 2004 along with several other Romanian hotties such as Crisa. Joana came very close to winning Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year that year. The brunette beauty looks even more beautiful than ever in this hot-off-the-camera video and photo set. It's a great thing that Joana never stopped modeling.
Joana gets a little overheated hauling steins of beer at the tavern. So when the crowds depart, she cools down by dropping the beer and going bare. We don't know if Joana drinks beer. She studies yoga so she may be a teetotaler. (We're titotalers ourselves.) She's a vegetarian, too. Fellow Romanian Lana Ivans says a diet rich in corn can make breasts bigger. Czech dancer Sophie Mae says that natural foods can help. There's also a theory that the hops in beer can make a girl's tits bigger. Whatever the facts are, there's no disputing the stimulating effects of a busty beer maid or buxom bartender. You can get boob drunk in no time! Drop your hops and show Joana some props!
It's time for Joana to tend her garden. However, she needs to get comfy. No one will mind if she removes her body-hugging clothes. She feels so much freer that way, closer to nature. Joana is every inch the nature girl. If she had been born a couple of generations ago, she would have been a hippie flower child, running naked in the field with a garland on her head. Always something of a real mystery girl since The SCORE Group trekked to Romania in 2003 to photograph new models and was introduced to her, Joana has a cult following of loyal fans. She deserves a huge salute for her modeling longevity. Joana is a very quiet girl, one of the quietest our staff has ever met. That's why she's considered a mystery girl. With her exquisite face, body and boobs, Joana can be as quiet as she wants. It adds to her mystique. Normally happy-go-lucky, Joana is exceptionally exuberant in "Garden Girl." Joana is really beaming here. Her face is lit up in most of the pictures. She knows she makes our day.
"Over the past 15 years, no Voluptuous Girl has had more staying power--more lasting popularity--than Joana Bliss," wrote V-mag editor Dave in the Holiday 2018 issue. "Is Romanian bra-buster and sexpot Joana the greatest V-Girl ever?" This is an extremely difficult question to answer considering all of the fantastic babes we have featured in V-mag over the years. One thing is true. Joana is a Romanian pioneer in big-bust modeling who is still active today, something that is a major accomplishment in any segment of modeling. Today, Romania is the new Czech Republic, with stacked girls such as the Star sisters, Kitty Cute and Amie Taylor joining the Big Show. We don't know if any of those girls know who Joana is and what her contribution is to the big-boob world but she paved the way. Always youthful, it seems like Joana has discovered a secret, and by natural means.
