Joana Bliss Videos
"Over the past 15 years, no Voluptuous Girl has had more staying power--more lasting popularity--than Joana Bliss," wrote V-mag editor Dave in the Holiday 2018 issue. "Is Romanian bra-buster and sexpot Joana the greatest V-Girl ever?" This is an extremely difficult question to answer considering all of the fantastic babes we have featured in V-mag over the years. One thing is true. Joana is a Romanian pioneer in big-bust modeling who is still active today, something that is a major accomplishment in any segment of modeling. Today, Romania is the new Czech Republic, with stacked girls such as the Star sisters, Kitty Cute and Amie Taylor joining the Big Show. We don't know if any of those girls know who Joana is and what her contribution is to the big-boob world but she paved the way. Always youthful, it seems like Joana has discovered a secret, and by natural means.
When Joana, the Countess of Cleavage, and her girls Roxanne Diamond and Amorina got together for a "Big Tit Pussy Picnic," they were in a quiet park where there was a strong chance of accidental exposure or someone spying on their sexing. This time, the three amigas decide to hold an indoor slumber party love-in minus the slumber and minus the nightgowns. This time, the girls are all dressed up in party dresses and heels. They waste no time with small chit-chat. Amorina kneels on the floor before Joana and pulls her top down. Roxanne cops a feel of Amorina's ass, then goes for a lip-lock with Joana. The dominant Joana takes Amorina and Roxanne by their hair and brings their faces together so they can kiss and swap tongue twirls. Joana watches their mouth-play with erotic pleasure. Instinctively, both girls pull off Joana's bra and each babe takes one of Joana's big tits between her hands. This emphasizes the sheer size of Joana's huge boobs. Their hands are tiny compared to Joana's hooters. Roxanne and Amorina each kiss and suck a nipple as Joana moans with excitement. She is their breast goddess; they are her pleasure servants. Joana lies back on the couch, legs open. Roxanne hugs and kisses her while Amorina feels Joana's pussy through her panties, then pulls the panties to the side to examine her smooth, thick-lipped box that's ready to get juicy. Their three-way tits and slits worshiping has only just begun.
Joana is a very thoughtful girl. You can tell that by seeing her videos and listening to her speak. She'll even iron your shirt. But first she has to take a break and relax in her natural state, naked as nature intended. She then resumes ironing, but there is no reason to get dressed again. Joana can iron in the nude. Said Joana, two-time Voluptuous Model of the Year, "I think I am 106 centimeters around, and I buy bras that are 105GG. I have two brands I like, Maria Jo and Prima Donna. I buy them on the Internet. I look for color and style. I try to find pretty bras, but that is not always easy in my size." Writes S.C., "I adore this lady so much, she has to be one of the finest European big boobers ever. I always love seeing her. She must be one of the most popular models ever. The lady is fabulous!"
Who could ever get enough of the great Joana? This is a girl who's only gotten better since we found her in Romania in 2003. SCORE: Are you bisexual? Joana: Yes. I like women, but I don't have a relationship with a woman right now. Sometimes I like women, but I prefer men. SCORE: What's your favorite sexual position? Joana: I like all of them, but maybe 69 is best. I enjoy oral sex. SCORE: Do you practice any sexual positions when you're doing yoga? Joana: Yes. I practice some Tantric yoga. It helps me feel the connection with the other person. Feel connected and feel the love of Joana. "I will make you feel my love always," she said.
The beautiful Joana, queen of cleavage, the royal Romanian, has a brassiere show in store. We get a prime seat in her bathroom as she tries on a variety of bras, some of them a little too undersized for her overdeveloped natural tits. Finding a proper-fitting bra takes time and patience. "I think I am 106 centimeters around (42 inches), and I buy European bras that are 105GG," Joana said. "I try to find pretty bras, but that is not always easy in my size to find the colors and the styles I look best in. I have two brands I like, Maria Jo and Prima Donna. I buy them on the Internet. I don't sleep wearing a bra. I know some girls do. I prefer to sleep naked." We'd love to get a camera on that.
Now we get to see ever-smiling Joana, the eighth wonder of the world, getting ready to go out. She's already naked. Her hair is in rollers, Joana answers a call. "What am I wearing?" Joana says to the caller. "Nothing," she answers with a giggle. Tossing the phone, which is still on, Joana squirts moisturizer on her much-loved, much-worshiped boobs and rubs it in good. The photographer moves in to capture extreme close-up views. Joana's tits fill the screen. Removing the rollers and letting her hair down, Joana creams her breasts again. Now that she's got the creamiest boobs in all of eastern Europe, Joana lies back and finger-bangs her shaved pussy. She's in no rush to get dressed. As her finger makes magic, her palm spanks her love button until she cums hard. After a few seconds to come back to Earth, a breathless Joana picks up the phone and says goodbye then gets dressed and heads out, invigorated by her fap time. What a woman!